Not Your Everyday Emily Post

When you are standing in line at the post or at the bank if your phone rings you step out of the room and come back into your place when you are no longer on the phone. You don't have to worry about missing your turn because the line moves so slow you could make 5 phone calls before its your turn!

When you are walking down the road you must say hi to everyone who you pass. When you pass people nod their head but where I nod my head down they nod their head up. There has been some confusion to my politeness because I go down not up. Some people get your attention by whistling, honking the horn or yelling white person. You must always say hello and greet people.

There is a special language here called Namlish... When you talk to people it is helpful to know what these words mean otherwise you might be waiting for a long time or go to the wrong place.

Namlish-Translation in English

Learners- Students

koki- Magic Marker

Silly- Stupid/Dumb

Help Me- Please

Bakkie-Pick-Up Truck

Combi- Van

Lorry-18 wheeler

Foot- To walk

Is It? - Really?

I'm Coming Now- I'm going/I'll be back

Now- It is happening in an hour or two

Now Now- Will happen sooner than now (maybe 1/2 hour)

Robot- Streetlight (Rundu does not have any of these)

Queue- Line

Make a Turn- Stop By

This Side- Where you are

That Side - Over There

Is That Smell Coming From Me?

I was at Etosha National Park with my host organization and while we were taking a break from the game drive the kids got to go into the pool. There were tourists sitting in the pool and asked us "where are these kids from" which started a conversation on everything! Finally, the conversation is over and I stand up to walk away. They see my massive dirt stain on the seat of my pants and asked me what happend. Not thinking how dirty I would sound I said, "I got a ride in a dirty bakkie a few weeks ago and I haven't washed my clothes since then" They looked completely grossed out!!

I noticed a change in myself right then... when I was at home I would wear something once maybe for a few hours and I would throw it in the dirty clothes pile. It was such a waste of washing powder and water. Now I can go at least two weeks with out washing anything. I do the smell test. If I can smell myself I know its time to do laundry :) kidding... well kind of!

The weather is so hot now that I feel like I can never stay clean. The minute I get out of the shower and get dressed I have already started sweating. Now it is just normal feeling for me to never feel clean. Now I know what it feels like to be the smelly kid.

The Namibia SHE knows

My friend Kathy wrote this entry in her blog and I loved it ... She has been working here on and off for 5 years now and I think she has a wonderful personality and outlook on life

The Namibia I know….

• is a place where children walk miles through rain, piercing sun, and soaring temperatures to get to school.


• is a place where people always say good morning.


• is a place where children who have nothing are happy and joyful.


• is a place where mothers are superwomen.


• is a place where people live in the moment, in the day.


• is a place where family is central to life.


• is a place where zebras, elephants and lions roam free


• is a place where people take the time to know and help their neighbors.


• is a place where friends are welcomed like family.


• is a place where grandparents, aunts, uncles, and even strangers take in orphaned children.


• is a place where villagers greet health workers with smiles and waves.


• is a place where children recognize and are thankful for the small things.


• is a place where there is no shortage of smiles and laughter.


• is a place where clear nights bring skies filled with a million sparkling stars


• is a place where children take care of their ailing parents and siblings


• is a place where the elderly are valued for their experience and knowledge.


• is a place where parents dream of better lives for their children and try to make that happen.

Namibia is also….

• a place where children go to bed hungry.


• a place where alcoholism is an epidemic and men spend their family’s money on beer.


• a place where nearly 1 in 4 adults (15-49) is infected with HIV/AIDS.


• a place where teenage pregnancy is extremely common.


• a place where only primary education is free.


• a place where women have little power in relationships.


• a place where rape is common.


• a place where poverty is the norm and % of people survive on less than $2/day.


• a place where few people have more than secondary education.


• a place where orphans and other vulnerable children are turned away from school because they cannot pay for fees or uniforms.


• a place where funerals, especially of young people, are too plentiful.


• a place where hundreds of people are made homeless each year by flooding.


• a place where 40% of people are unemployed


• a place that has the highest income gap in the world.

T.I.N. (This is Namibia)

So I love Namibia and my town and I think some of the things that make me love it so much are its little quirks...

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

It is respectful and just a common practice that someone does not walk in your property with out your permission. In theory its a great idea, but in reality you have someone standing out side your fence yelling your name until you answer and allow them to come to your door. I first experienced this when I was with my host family still and my brothers friend came over when I was the only one home. I was sleeping in my bed and I was woken to a little boy yelling "Chief" for a while until I realized that he would just keep yelling there until I went and told him no one was home but me and then he went home. It does not happen all the time if you are family with the person or don't have a fence they just come to your house and knock on the door or yell "Morokeni"(in my experience). I have learned that if someone is yelling for me I will go right away or they will keep yelling at me they will not just leave and go home.

Honking is the new Wave

There are many taxis in town and they are constantly looking for people to get in the taxi. I walk to my school and home everyday and everyday I get at least two horn honks. I used to make the mistake and try to ignore them, until I learned that they will keep honking until they either pass you or you turn and shake your head no. Sometimes it makes me laugh like today a taxi passed me a laid on the horn and I turned around to see a full taxi. So basically he was just honking to be honking!

KIND HEARTS

I think the most special thing in Namibia that I appreciate the most is peoples kindness. You will constantly meet people who greet you or offer to help you. As I said earlier I walk home from my school every afternoon and at least once a week I have someone (private car or taxi) pull over and offer to give me a free ride into town. Then they thank me for working in the schools and drop me off at my destination. It just makes me think when I was home if I saw someone walking and was heading the same direction would I have stopped for them and given them a ride? I like to think I would, but I know I was usually too busy to even stop and look at what was going on around me.

Global Warming?

It is SOOO hot here! Today was a cool day so I am not as worn out as I was before. The Namibia sun is BRUTAL!!! I don't understand when I see kids playing soccer in the middle of the day I try to hide in the shade or by a fan whenever I can. The rainy season is supposed to start in the end of Nov. however I am pretty sure the weather is all screwed up this year. Winter was colder than in the past, the wind didn't come until a month late, and the rain started in Sept. granted its not everyday, but it rained at least 3 days last week. Even some of my co-workers do not understand it ... who knows what the actual rainy season will bring!

All Hail Florida, Hail!

So I have been trying to keep up with the Gator games on my phone...the time difference is a little hard. For the LSU game I set my alarm for 5 am so I could look at ESPN mobile the last few minutes of the game.I basically sit with my phone on the internet refreshing the screen every 30 seconds for the play by play. Not as good as real life especially when I did not know some of the players and I got confused during the Troy game which player was which team, but my sister and brother in law are recording them for me so I can watch when I am home. I am glad the Arkansas game was at 9pm my time because I don't think I could have handled the stress that I am sure all my fellow Gators were feeling that night. I miss the feeling when the boys score a touchdown and I miss tailgating all morning, screaming in the game all afternoon then celebrating all night! I miss singing in the end of the 3rd quarter. I miss screaming the fight song or yelling orange and blue across the stadium. I miss dressing in the most orange and blue I can find in my closet.

Fall is my favorite season of the year. In one season you get the cooling of the weather, pumpkin carving, Busch Gardens Howl-O-Scream (aka night roller coasters!), Candy Corn Pumpkins, Thanksgiving which means great time with family over too much delicious food, and GATOR FOOTBALL!!! How can this not be your favorite time of year???

I must say "Its GREAT to be a FLORIDA GATOR"!!! I can't wait to see what the rest of the season will bring!

To Windhoek or Bust...

This month has been a lot of travel for me. I have had to go to the capital twice now for different meetings. Let me put you in the mind set of a hiker... Your day starts at 5 am when you wake up, shower and eat a filling breakfast then you walk to the "hike point" which is where you will try and flag down a ride. Since many people here do not have cars this is how most of the population gets around the country by depending on the people who can afford cars to give them a lift. So you wait on the side of the road until you can get a lift either to your town or the destination of the driver. There are 3 main towns in between Windhoek and Rundu so it is very likely I will be dropped off in each town and have to do the process all over again. Windhoek is 700km from Rundu so it should take about 6-7 hours to get down, but you have to give your self at least 10 hours. Sometimes you get lucky and get an air conditioned car going 120-140km (maybe more?!?) and other times you get a hike in the back of a truck where a little girl pees on you...all depends on your hiking luck!

It is nice to hike with other volunteers because then you can take turns talking to the driver or watching your bags in the back of the car when one person goes to the bathroom. I have debated when I come home if I will get a car or just try to free hike it across america!

Playing Catch Up

So it has been a while since a post. I have been here for 6 months! I keep hearing how fast it goes after you reach a year and that scares me because it is already going so fast. I have moved out of my host families house and I am now staying in a flat on my own. It is a little far from the school but the walk everyday is good. I am just working on my tan walking about 15k in the middle of the afternoon. I bet come the middle of the summer I will be singing a different tune. My kids are in the middle of taking their exams so they are pretty busy. Today we are going to study for their English exam which is on Wed. They will get a two week break and then go until Oct. or Dec. There is a rumor going around that schools will close in October to prep for the Presidential elections. This is a Namibian rumor and I will not believe it until I see it happen.

I was given a puppy, Kavango and I passed him onto another volunteer with the promise that they will come see me a lot. Two kittens will move in with me soon!! I am currently living with out any appliances, but I do have a bed!! My Gator flag is flying on the wall so when you walk in it is the first thing you see!! I have warm running water and yellow curtains in my room... what more could a girl want! Some of the volunteers in the town are going to come over to my house for our Wed night dinner, well they are cooking at their house we are just going to hang out and eat the finished product at mine.

I just got back from vacation ... IT WAS AMAZING here is a recap with some pictures (DISCLAIMER: below is just a copy of the email I sent out)

RECONNECT:

This was awesome... Our group (20 volunteers) were all together for the first time since swearing in. It was great to see everyone. We spent a lot of time just hanging out or watching movies and sharing some of the crazy things that have happened to us while we are at site. This was a great prelude to the real vacation just relaxing and enjoying some time with great people

Jess, Ashley and Me sitting by the fire #1 after a day of sessions!
This is my attempt to cut Clay's hair... We got to shave it afterwards!
Me, Jess and Clay blinded by the smoke from the Fire Night #2
Me and Ashley watching the Night Rise and listening to some amazing guitar playing
This is how me and Nick train for the marathon... I stretch and pick out good music and he smokes a cigarette! The sad thing is he still kicked my butt!!

PART 1: Kasane, Botswana – Chobe National Park

We started out going to Kasane in Botswana. We arrived around 11 o’clock in the morning and checked into our campsite (PS this was my first REAL camping trip, not Balaguer style with a TV and vacuum). We booked our 5:45 am game drive for the next day and the sunset boat cruise and then we went to a nice lodge and had a good margarita before we went back to the camp and cooked dinner. It was a good night with some good liquor…note to travelers: don’t start out the trip my mixing your cocktail in your Nalgene bottle… the smell of rum and coke just does not want to come out

This is the girls hanging out around the fire… I don’t really remember what we cooked but it was yummy. So the next morning came around and we were regretting the decision to wake up at 5:30 in the morning.It was cold and we were all a little hungover. IT WAS WORTH IT!!! Right when we got into the park we saw a family of giraffes (my favorite animal of ALL time)! It was too dark for the pictures to come out so this is just something that I will get to experience but we saw a ton of elephants, hippos and baboons and even a lioness. At one point we were surrounded by a family of elephants. It was a little scary since there was a baby elephant in the group and we kept being told how protective the moms are.

This is a Baobab tree ... they are all over Botswana and in some parts of Namibia (my region and Caprivi) they are stunning to see in person!!

This is the sunrise over Chobe National Park

This was on the boat drive they were fighting/cleaning each other in the water. Did you know elephants can swim? Learned that as we watched the big one swim across the river.

The hippo was a little pissed that we were floating in his water. These things are HUGE I was waiting for him to charge the boat!

This picture does not do justice to the sunset... guess you will have to come visit to see it yourself

This picture does not do it justice either. In fact none of these do it was one of the most beautiful, serene things I have ever seen!

We did not get too much time in Botswana I think we were really excited about Livingstone so we just spent our extra time chilling at the pool.

So in my time here I have learned that I tend to “jump to conclusions” as Nick and Clay like to point out to me. I just start doing something right away or assume something… yeah sounds about right. Well on the last night in Kasane, Botswana we had to go to the store to get food and beer. They sent me to get the beer (BIG MISTAKE) they told me to get enough for 5 people for one night. I come out $300 later with 48 beers!! In my head I was thinking that we could just finish them through the week not thinking we are going through two borders (Namibia and Zambia!) Well it is not too funny when I write it down but it was pretty dang funny while I was sitting with 48 beers on my lap in the car. Lesson: Kim plans ALL the parties!! PS- We drank 9 beers that night, but come Friday afternoon they were all gone!!

PART 2: Livingstone, Zambia- Victoria Falls

We got to Livingstone on Wed morning, checked into our hostel, Jollyboys backpackers (AMAZING!!) and we decided since we weren’t going to go rafting until the next day we should go see the falls. The guy at the desk told us to hike to the Boiling Pot and see…Supposed to be a great view. We go thinking that we will have a small hike and see a pretty view… we hiked to the bottom of the Gorge!! I was not ready for this I was wearing a sundress and my reefs!! On the way down the thong of my flip flop broke so I finished the hike down and the killer hike up barefoot. This is what we hiked over after the hike down the gorge!! This is also the exact spot that we jumped in the next day for our rafting adventure
This is the bridge that connects Zambia to Zimbabwe!!
And this is what we got to see after we hiked down. The falls are right in the middle, Zimbabwe on the Left and Zambia on the Right (yes that is what we hiked down). We passed a ton of Baboons on the way down. It is amazing to see so many animals in their natural habitat.

“Go Hard or Go Home”

On Thursday, Nick, Jess, Ashley and I decided to go White water rafting down the Zambezi. We had perfect timing since the first half (the hard part) opened on Monday and we rafted on Thurs!This might have been a crazy idea especially because we were rafting Class 5 rapids (Class 6 is considered commercial suicide). IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! We had the four of us and one brit and one irish guy plus our guide, Steve. Steve was a drill Sgt. For sure. He went down the one class 6 rapid by himself, head first in our raft while we walked around it (on the Zimbabwe side). He also told us the week before he was going down and showed us the rock where he hit and got his front tooth knocked out!! When we got in the raft I asked if he was a go for it guy and he told me his favorite motto was “go hard or go home” so the whole day we were the first to go down and he made sure to take us on the hardest path.

Going right through the middle :)
This is the rapid where Nick got flipped out (it was a class 5 called Gullivers Travles) he was out and under the water for a really long time… it was scary at the time now its funny becasue we have pictures of him floating down the rapid and we even have it on DVD!! However, Right after Nick fell out we flipped our boat… completely capsized!! We think he flipped us on purpose because we messed up the rapid that Nick fell out on. We were supposed to go down the center but we went down the right side between two rocks Our crew kicking butt going down the river... I am in the back left corner!

The scenery was beautiful there was a lot of down time the second half of the day to relax the harder rapids were in the morning before lunch.

Friday we spent the morning to go see the falls from the top. This is a view at the edge. We could not walk any further the other side is Zimbabwe. People Cliff jump off of this!!! Crazy Right??
Our group shot in front of the falls. Take note this is the ONE AND ONLY group picture we have together (L-R: Me Ashely, Clay, Jessica, Nick and Victoria Falls!)
This is just one of the amazing views we got to see ... it is the start of the dry season so they are not as full as they were a month ago when there was just a white blanket of water coming over the falls.

So that was our trip! I have found a new love for being outdoors ... hiking, camping and rafting. I don't think I have ever been so calm or at peace. It was a great feeling. It was a lot of fun and I am sure there are so many stories but I can’t remember them all and I am sure you don’t want to read them so you can just wait until I get home to tell you or you can come experience it for yourself J

I will leave you with this one story (as told by a rafting guide):

There were two Japanese tourists who took the rafting trip. They could not speak very good English so the guide put them in the middle behind two Brits. He told the Japanese tourists to do whatever the Brits did (ie paddle forward, get down, etc.). They came up on one rapid and it knocked the two Brits out and the next thing the guide saw was the two Japanese JUMPING out of the boat!!! Silly Tourists!!!

So that is pretty much vacation. GOOD TIMES will have to do that again.

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